Meg becomes unexpectedly jealous and hunts desperately for a boyfriend to make Neil jealous; she ends up settling for Jake Tucker, who only wants her to buy him things.
She finally tells Neil that she wants to be his girlfriend and signs the original contract to prove her sincerity; the Goldmans quickly put her to work as a slave plowing a field in their front yard.
Meg’s relief quickly gives way to renewed jealousy.
Meanwhile, after Meg had complained that she was tired of babysitting Stewie while their parents went out, Lois interviews candidates for a new babysitter.
Stewie instantly falls in love with La Dawn, an attractive young applicant.
La Dawn already has a boyfriend, however, and in a jealous rage, Stewie clubs him with a tire iron and locks him in the trunk of Brian’s car.
When La Dawn rejects Stewie’s advances, he drugs her and tells Lois that she invited friends over and cause assorted mischief.
Lois fires La Dawn, who departs tearfully after giving Stewie a mixtape.
Stewie regrets his actions and pursues her, but she has disappeared.
Mort Goldman, the pharmacist, offers to open a tab for him; Peter quickly begins spending unnecessarily.
no.: 4ACX11 First Aired: July 10, 2005 Guest Starring: Joanna Garcia Featuring: Peter Griffin, Meg Griffin, Mort Goldman, Neil Goldman Also Appearing: Stewie, Lois, Chris, Brian, Ray Romano, Patricia Heaton, Colin Farrell, Rupert, La Dawn, Jeremy, Santos & Pasquel, Paula Poundstone, Cicillia, Jake Tucker, Dustin Hoffman, Predator, Tundro & Gloop, Therapist Joe Director: Greg Colton Assistant Director: Steve Fonti Writers: Patrick Meighan Storyboarders: Young Lee Plot: When Peter goes to the pharmacy to buy condoms, he realizes he has forgotten his wallet.
He buys eight cases of syrup of ipecac so he can hold a vomiting contest with Brian, Chris and Stewie; however, it was a complete failure, although Chris technically wins. In desperation, Peter seizes upon a picture of Mort’s son Neil, who is infatuated with Meg.
Peter offers to sell Meg to the Goldmans to settle the bill, offering a contract; Mort agrees, but everyone is shocked to discover that Neil has started dating another girl.